that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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