U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
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I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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