Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You smell like stripper and shame
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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