my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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