Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just google imaged poop.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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