Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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