I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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should my penis look like a turkey
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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