Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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