Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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