I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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