bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I deserve this hangover.
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