Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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