We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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