what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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