Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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