Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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