I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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