thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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