Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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