i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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