My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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