OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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