Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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