drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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