Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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