I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He shit in the fireplace
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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