i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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