Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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