What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I touched a dick in church today
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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