If i come over, it means nothing
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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