That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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