He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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