This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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