what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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