I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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