really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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