dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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