You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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