i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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