This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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