I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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