So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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