Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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