The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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