hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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