Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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