I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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