hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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