I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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