Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I am available for nakedness
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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